21 April 2011

Phrases used to describe Philippe Gilbert

after he won the 2011 edition of La Fleche Wallonne while being the out-and-out favorite and marked to the gills.

  • God damn baller.
  • Dude can drive nails just by staring at them.
  • Beast.
  • Horse.
  • Hammer.
  • PRO.
  • Gilbert just opened up a No. 10 can of Jens Voigt on 'em. [By now it should be obvious that this phrase will need to be rewritten soon as the contents of said can has changed...]
  • The chief export of Philippe Gilbert is pain.
My legs break just watching this.

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