God Bless the United States of America. And what the hell, God bless this guy too.
Because really, I wouldn't want to live in a country where it was forbidden to drive your ATV through some(body else's?) field and empty your handgun into the air. I mean shit, the A-rabs have been doing it for years; they just ride camels. Or is it horses? Whatever, those turbans still look dumb. And don't even think of raising my taxes! Or teaching my daughter about how to avoid getting pregnant. Did I mention that gays are going to hell?
Sorry, got carried away there. Where was I? Oh yeah, God bless this camo-wearing, gun-toting epitome of all that is great about our country. Seriously.
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