after he won the 2011 edition of La Fleche Wallonne while being the out-and-out favorite and marked to the gills.
- God damn baller.
- Dude can drive nails just by staring at them.
- Gilbert just opened up a No. 10 can of Jens Voigt on 'em. [By now it should be obvious that this phrase will need to be rewritten soon as the contents of said can has changed...]
- The chief export of Philippe Gilbert is pain.